Well now, the season has officially started. Yup, good ol' football season has "kicked off" as the boys are want to say. Okay, just starting the football season.
I have no idea what I am doing.
There have evidently been several games by now seeing as how team Tallyrand now has 154 points. Lets look deeper into the data on this.
Hmm...so I have a projected points of 212.7, but I scored 154. Looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't know what is going on. Whoever comes up with these statistics is as full of crap as a Christmas goose.
My opponent in the first game (how the hell does this work?) has 278 out of a projected 213. Well the two of us are doing an amazing job at beating out projected averages. Maybe I should get a reward for that.
Lets take a look at my players.
Earl Russel of Wilson seems to be doing well enough, despite a fumble . One touchdown, seven rushing yards (whatever those are) and 320 passing yards. Okay, I keep him. I don't need to execute him yet.
King Griffin III hasn't scored anything yet, guess he hasn't played his game yet, neither has the Royal Butler Alfred Morris.
Three names in and I'm bored to hell with these numbers. I'll just check it in a few days and hope it is higher than my opponents. What is the point of this? It's just accounting with sports jerseys!
I already did my taxes once this year and this is starting to seem strikingly familiar. Do I need to call my financial planner? I feel like Wells Fargo should be involved on this on some level. I don't want to end up like a bankrupt Florida retiree because Garcon couldn't score a touchdown.
Until next time then, I'll just be here ignoring the games and looking at numbers like a drunk wall street trader.
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